A kiss is not a contract

A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very nice. It’s very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.

FOTC is my study-buddy.
P.s. Dorks are hot.